01 March 2019

Girl Attempts to Guess the Plot of All 7 Harry Potter Books

source: https://wesleygospel.com/

Relax, it's not me who's never seen or read Harry Potter. I'm a huge Potterhead if you don't already know. It's my cousin, Patti. (I know, right? How are we even related?) 


Patti: Hello! I'm a muggle.

Oh cool! You know what a muggle is. Hah!

Me (L), Patti (R)

I'm only two years older than her yet somehow she's managed to evade Harry Potter her whole life. Except for this one time her family went to the Wizarding World in USJ. 

Say, how was the butterbeer?
P: It was soooo good! And the set looks really amazing too! Sad though, I couldn't relate.... HAHAHAHA 

*gives side-eye*

So what was your initial thought when I sent you an email?
P: Feels like I was going to fail a subject in college 

Do you at least feel like watching the movies now?
P: Why not? I actually watched the 1st movie when I was in grade 1.

Are we still friends after this............ (I mean, we'll always be related, so.)
P: Uhh.. yes. I have no choice. We're family.  😬

Yeah. Right. Okay.


Are ya'll ready? *cue Hedwig's Theme*

Arrange the book titles:

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

CLOSE! If 5 and 6 were switched, she would have gotten everything right. 

Score: 5/7

Guess the plot:

Book 1: Harry received an acceptance letter from Hogwarts. (Hashtag dream come true) It's the start of his wizard journey. He became classmates with Ron and Hermione, became best friends eventually.

And he also finds out he was adopted (lol idk i just feel like he is adopted)

Book 2: Harry isn't just an ordinary student in Hogwarts. He discovers that he has a gift/talent that nobody in Hogwarts possesses. There is a magical chamber in their school which showed him where he really came from and who his real parents are. This is also where they were assigned to their houses BWAHAHA IDK WHAT I'M SAYING.

Book 3: Is this the book where there's a ghost of a little girl in the bathroom.... I feel like I've seen this part in the movie. HAHAHA Okay, so that little girl is a ghost from the past. She is related to Hermione. She's also one of the best wizards in Hogwarts a couple of years back.

Book 4: Harry received a very special present from professor Snape. Just 'cause he is his best student. He received a magical goblet. LELSSSS #winner

Book 5: Harry..... turns out to be the Half Blood Prince WOoooooWw #PrinceHarry #MeghanMarkle
Also, Hermione fell in love with Ron.

Book 6: The phoenix is the reincarnation of professor Snape (ang dami kong alam). He still guides Harry anywhere he goes.

Book 7: Harry, Hermione, and Ron have finally graduated from Hogwarts. Fast forward to the future, Ron and Hermione ended up together and had kids. Harry ended up with someone from the academy. They all send their children to Hogwarts as well. *the end*

HOMAYGAD I, thank you.

- Patti

Score: 2/7 

She got some elements right, so I gotta award points for that. But it's funny how she thought *bleep* is a *bleep* and there's no mention of *bleep* who is basically the very reason why Harry is even a thing. Had to bleep out a few parts in case she ever decides to read or watch Harry Potter. Here's to hoping! Tee hee.

Well this was fun! How do you think my cousin did? Any other muggle there? Don't worry, I don't bite. :p Sound off in the comments below!

Sab of House Hufflepuff


  1. Patti's guess on book 4 cracked me up :))) She turned Snape the good guy. Lmao. I lost it on Book 5 :)))

    1. She has faith in Snape when the rest of us judged him! Hahahaha

  2. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA. This one's my favorite: "The phoenix is the reincarnation of professor Snape (ang dami kong alam). He still guides Harry anywhere he goes."

    1. Right?! Snape practically stole the show. :P

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